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Not another 'Manic Monday':

*Walks down the hallways towards my locker,barely bothering to take the time to notice any of the ‘little people’ who are all but falling over themselves to try and gain some small token of my appreciation and affection*

~Ah its so good to be popular. Got the best looking boy in school. In your face Lizzie McGuire! *SoT* I have a lot more people that are so willing to throw themselves in front of any kind of moving motor vehicle if I simply snap my fingers and point at them. Yes I knew that this was going to happen-lets face it….who else would be better suited to be the one bright shining star in this darkness? Lizzie McGuire? Not likely. That friend of hers Miranda? Not even close to me,but with some careful grooming,she would be way better off away from Lizzie that ‘other blonde’ is just dragging that ‘diamond in the rough’ down with her. This is going to be way better than middle school ever thought of being~

Lizzie: Hello Kate.
Funny,I thought I….oh its just Lizzie. Well hello there. How are you today? *Pats her head*
Lizzie: Oh you are so full of yourself.
And it just turns you green with envy that I’m still better than you,doesn’t it?
Lizzie: Tell me Kate….what color is the sky in your world?
LOSER. You may leave now. Or better yet,I’ll leave so I don’t have to look at you anymore.
*Walks off not caring anymore for what just happened*

*Lunchtime*

~Hmm….lets see who else can I attack today? Already took Lizzie down a peg this morning,despite her attempt to one up me.
I could try to start some newer,juicier rumor about that girl from Malibu….nah. She is so a lost cause it isn’t even funny. Well darn,seems I don’t have anything to do that would make me feel better. Oh wait,maybe there is something that I can do. I haven’t focused on Gordo yet. Yeah there we go! I’ll stir the pot and make Lizzie jealous!~

*Slides down onto the seat near Gordo and leans my head on his shoulder sighing*
Gordo: Can I help you ms. Sanders?
Oh I don’t know….Ethan has been so distant lately….and here you are all by your lonesome….what do you think we should do about that situation?
Gordo: First of all….I’m with Lizzie now,you’re with ‘hairboy’. Can‘t you talk to one of your other ‘blow dryer toting buddies‘?
They don’t understand me the way you might….
Lizzie: GORDO!

Gordo: Oh! Lizzie! This is so not what it…..
Oh yes it is….! Gordo was just telling me that he wishes we had been the ones to get together,thereby leaving Ethan wide open for you.
Gordo: I never said any of that! *Stands to approach her*
Lizzie: Don’t touch me! You reek of her cheap perfume!
Cheap? This costs more than the 5 dollar knock off than you’re….!
Lizzie: Shut up peroxide head! *At that she spins on her heel and runs away*
Gordo: What the heck are you doing?
Who,little old me? Why nothing,nothing at all!
Gordo: Go away Kate.

~Mission accomplished~